I wanna talk to you!
The last time we talked Spiral Man you reduced me to tears! I promise you it won't happen again!
This is my website,
please come on in then!
Best 'ave a cheesy smile!
You best be laughing,
Yes you best be laughing
I dont care if you're sad!!!
It may be funny,
it may be a bunny!
But I don't care if you're right!
You best be laughing,
Yes you best be laughing even if it is sad!
Chorus:
I try my best toooooo make it.
(AAAHHHH)
Well it is hard everyday!
(AAAAAHHHH)
So, all I say iiiiis welcome!
(RRRRRGGGHHH!)
I really think I've gone ma a a a a aa d!
I could be Brown,
I could be Blue,
Maybe a could in the sky!
I could be nasty,
Just like your pasty
I could be anything you like!
Gotta be quick
Give it a miss
Gotta be everythin' more!
You best be smiling
Yes you best be smiling
Or I will walk on the floor!
Getting angry dosn't solve anything!
How can I help it?
How can I help it?
How can I put up with this?
Screeaaming faaans,
With all their bands
Putting my life at risk!
Still best be smiling
Still best be smiling
Why don't I smile myself?
NO IT'S A DISASTER
I NEED A PLASTER!
Or should I sit down and cry?
Chorus.
Say what you want,
To make it even worse!
(HEY!)
But you only say,
What e v e r y b o d y else says you should saaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Should saaaaaay!
Chorus from I could be Brown then repeat.
OOOOHHHH!
(Spiral Man, we're leaving!)
Finally! I want a cheese toasty! That singin's done me in!
